Ah, good ol’ WiFi!
It took me some time to find it out here in the middle of the woods, but I managed to wrap tin-foil around a stick, climb up the tallest tree on the tallest mountain, and boom, discovered a signal.
Sadly it was locked. Apparently the squirrels didn’t like other animals hogging their connection.
But alas, there was a camping store just by my cabin with enough bandwidth to please a nyan cat for hours.
So here I am now, outside, in the thick, heated air of the outdoors. In other words, it’s vacation time. And even though it’s hot, I’m enjoying every moment of it.